Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018

your mom

the most efficient way to answer any question. a much needed addition to gen z.

"guys what's answer to q3?"
"your mom

"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"

"what should we eat?"
"your mom"

by qtqtqtqtq November 22, 2021

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".

A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

trashcan mom

A white trash sports mom who dresses trashy and can be heard yelling from the stands or seen standing on the sidelines screaming and talking to the coach on behalf of her kid.

I wish Cindy would shut up and let the kids play. She's a real trashcan mom.

by Essdogger August 13, 2024

Ur Mom

A common comeback primarily used by 10 year olds.

Examples:

Person 1: Hey bro, what’s up?

Person 2: Ur mom.

Candice: The spaghetti we had last night was amazing.
Joe: Ur mom was amazing last night.

by Bxnana March 5, 2022

ur mom

one sexy mf

ur mom is hot

by youranonymouslover July 7, 2021