juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.

Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.

juarez monkey by Paterson December 24, 2004

Fighting Monkey

Fat aggressive girl who like to nail any bloke for a notch in HER bedpost.

Hey guys, the fighting Monkey raped me last nite. I feel violated.

Fighting Monkey by the big pg July 13, 2006

Cougar Monkey 

name of the natives in the movie avatar.

what are those blue cat/zebra things?

a cougar monkey.....

Cougar Monkey by riley! June 28, 2010

fence monkey 

another name for a MEXICAN

look at that mexican climbin that fence

oh you mean that fence monkey

fence monkey by s 10 killer October 25, 2010

Charcoal Monkey 

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

Charcoal Monkey by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011

donkey monkey stretch 

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

donkey monkey stretch by Wezwez January 15, 2014

Porch Monkey 

Robert Delgado

Porch monkey;A crack headed faggot who likes African booty

Porch Monkey by Rtrrrr February 11, 2018