John’s Dictionary

The coolest person in the world so he has a dictionary

Violenter doesn’t exist in John’s dictionary

by Killa 678 February 14, 2021

John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.

Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.

by Hellao September 29, 2019

John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy

Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025