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pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb
You just went fully retard by pulling a john
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
Dude, John is really average.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
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Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.
‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025
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Charlie John Scott

He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
The Rapist Charlie John Scott captured another victim
by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022
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Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
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john andraka

The john andraka will get ur kids
by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017
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