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It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened

The official nomination for president of Joe Biden. 2020 it’s Joe Time! our next president!
Well there is goodness of the ballot. It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened!
by Caro Tejada August 24, 2020
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Almeria Times

The best blog in the whole existence.
el chaquetero: I love Almeria Times
Culdee: Yh
by Culdee July 6, 2023
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Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".
Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight
by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023
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REAL TIME AI

The formation of perfect AI using the entire URBAN DICTIONARIES and it's SUBDIVISIONS of the VULGAR AI'S that can be effected PERFECTLY IN A RUSH in relevancy to the SONG AD DISPLAY.
REAL TIME AI is here MOTHERFUCKER , FATHER FUCKER, CUNTFUCKER , FAUCETFUCKER, and FARRAHFUCKER.4:55 AM
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP
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Big Time

nickname from George W. Bush for VP Dick Cheney; nickname from the first black permanent SCHP commander Christopher Williamson for his paternal godson Jordan Thomas Cooper
Both of the Big Time's served The Bush Family. VP Cheney for Dubya and speechwriter Cooper for the E-Governor. The Big Time's both had graduate school credits too.
by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020
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Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
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