My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.

Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

pussy video games

A single-player video game that offers no competitive player vs player. Pretty much a game you cannot stunt on anyone and waste your time playing alone like a pussy.

Mark: What single player games do you play?

James: None
Mark: Why?
James: I don't like single-player games
Mark: Why?
James: Those are pussy video games

by Leanwidit November 15, 2023

Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}

-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Bean Game

When a group of friends (usually teenage boys) plays a game of “chicken” where they eat as many beans as possible and masturbate repeatedly to the point of the winner ejaculating to the consistency of baked beans.

Billy and Joey and Tommy got together for a round of the bean game. Those boys are so gross…

by bagsandborbs August 10, 2022

Dead game

Every game played by Celia.

Lol is a dead game

by L4ir May 21, 2019

Riot Gaming

That one British youtuber who tries his best do do a JFK (Clone High) accent, and makes gaming youtube videos so he gets mad simps he is also known for his cursed discord and his weird pick in friends.

Bob: Hey have you heard of Riot Gaming?

Sans Undertale: Heheheheeh yeah bro he has funny man voice and has British accent, I like his voice funny man!!!!!! (Omg Clone High refrence!!!!!!)

by NothingBadEverHappensToTheKenn September 20, 2020

Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.

"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019