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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm
by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023
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dez nuts

by blockbirdd December 5, 2019
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Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
by The giant worm August 9, 2022
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Nut cone

An ice cream cone you just busted so much in it is completely filled
by Matt nugg September 29, 2021
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Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
by Madorlando September 18, 2020
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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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