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Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.
Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag
by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008
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hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording
"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"
by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021
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Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)
Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.
by FJL-NY March 1, 2023
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Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
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Time O’Clock

Something Nathalia made up so Josh would stop bothering her that such phrase did not exist.

It is used by more civilized people when talking about an hour for music to start playing or be played.
In Nashville it is always Time O’clock
by Natty Ice November 26, 2021
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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
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Cock time

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!
by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024
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