John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
by Not so gay November 16, 2019
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John eleven

Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven
by Towls1 July 11, 2024
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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 28, 2024
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
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john engeldew

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here
by rengaed August 10, 2020
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John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.
by Masquarade August 06, 2017
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John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Murphy is fat!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 19, 2022
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