cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

get tophied

beat your opponent by 0.01 of a difference, even more exciting when done last second.

Player1: Oh my God, he just beat me by -0.01
Average Trackmania Player: GET TOPHIED MATE

by strus_amogus May 8, 2022

Hot topic

its a store. nothing controversial here

i went there and got some earrings

guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic

by c.yan May 10, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

lily_topdog247

Fucking slut face who doesn’t know the meaning of the word joke and was being annoying so I could barley watch the footy.

‘lily_topdog247 is what you are’

by harrys.fruitbowl June 11, 2022