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Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

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a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022

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Dr. Oz The Good Life

a lifestyle magazine with a focus that extends well beyond health and wellness to relationships, beauty, food and home

Dr. Mehmet Oz’s lifestyle magazine, “Dr. Oz The Good Life,” is ceasing print publication as the celebrity physician mounts a bid for a US Senate seat — and frankly, it’s about time, sources told The Post.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

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life

what is wrong with you?

don't you have a life?

by emily <333 July 2, 2021

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Nomad Life

Attractive people under 50 who have used Scandinavian minimalistic ideologies to decorate a space (sometimes a car) and vlog the idea that they barely work and change cities, or countries often, giving the bulk of overworked society a dream. NomadLife is the hashtag, changing hobbies for work is the norm and garnering thousands of followers for free swag is the goal. #NomadLife

Whatever happened to Amy? She get married?
Nope, she's on her third van and in Tulum living the Nomad Life.
She happy?
No one knows, but she's always doing yoga on a cliff

by mgg January 12, 2024

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