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slag bag

condom, i made it up, yes me Tom Robb. Thank you.
i had to throw away that slag bag because i have used it already
by Tom Robb December 8, 2004
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T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010
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Musical D-Bag

1. One who "hates" mainstream music, but continues to state how less popular genres such as classic rock are so much better. They say this, but dont have a clue when you mention bands such as AC/DC and Nirvana. While doing this, that person takes bias opinions of other artsy-fartsy hippies who abolish modern music.
Ex 1 Jane- I love the Beatles!
Tom- Oh Really? Name the people in the band.
Jane- ummmmmmm...
Tom- You're such a musical d-bag

Ex 2
Maurice- Wiz Khalifa was SUCH a good artist...that is, until he hit mainstream.
Howard- You're such a musical d-bag
by heeerrroooo January 18, 2011
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bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole
"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"
by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016
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humming tea bag

The act of performing a standard tea bag while the person giving the tea bagging hums their favorite song. This resonates a orgasmatic stimulus to the recipient. Popular songs and nursery rhymes are always a favorite.
After a night of drinking Sally came over to my place and she gave the best humming tea bag ever to a great rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America!
by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009
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table/bag combo

A two person job that involves backhanding a male in the scrotum and then pushing him over a third person who is positioned behind him.
"Tim is such a jack-ass...I think it's time to drop a table/bag combo on him."
by Fatts58 October 24, 2006
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Brown Bag Special

A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!

I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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