When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Jobmug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. “I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
Get the hand grenade watermug. A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.
by Wowser97 March 2, 2021
Get the HANDmug. means fr
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
Get the Cock In Handmug. by markoii April 2, 2022
Get the your existence license, hand it overmug. He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill
by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018
Get the Mohamed Handmug.