A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Midlife Hoemug. by Yabutch October 29, 2019
Get the Hoemug. usually a word that other girls call each other in a n act of exaggeration when they see another girl touch their crush. it originally is a word similar to slut, but now you can be a hoe if you just arm wrestle a guy.
by anonymousdefiniton March 11, 2018
Get the hoemug. 1. To have sexual relations with various loose women.
2. To pick up promiscuous women.
3. Dating one or more easy women.
2. To pick up promiscuous women.
3. Dating one or more easy women.
by Shanefpt August 15, 2016
Get the score on hoesmug. by Hehdjdbej June 25, 2018
Get the Hoemug. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
by Kåldolmen November 9, 2023
Get the Hannis hoesmug. 