Screeching cat

When you having sex and think of a cat then screech like one suprising your partner while ejecting.

List night I was a screeching cat with my husband.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

cat

a 4 legged small animal

the cat is 67 pounds

by catman8675309 March 25, 2022

Cat

Good

Cat good.

by idontknowanythingsoignoreme June 16, 2022

cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

Cats

The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food

You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.

by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021

puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.

She sure knows how to use her puff cat.

by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017