Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

G-Fart

A fart so strong it hits your G spot

Mary's G-Fart was so strong that her g-spot vibrated her into a convulsion of pure pleasure.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

Big juicy fart

A release of gas that comes out of your bottom while still juicy and making loud noises

Person 1: Hey did you fart? Person 2: yeah it was a big juicy fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021