fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
by fart bastard July 23, 2022
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After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
by Conrad Servative March 22, 2018
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos
Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...
by The.Procrastinator55555 March 18, 2021
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girl fart

similar to girl dinner, but the opposite. covertly emitting something gross (often the result of previously consumed girl dinner), but doing so in an inherently feminine and dainty way.
"Her Ikea jar full of used elf bars was such a girl fart"
by gremlin_bb August 17, 2023
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Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
by footballfan20852 December 09, 2023
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fart bag

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.
by LouieC5 May 05, 2022
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