Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 16, 2020

Cheap fart

Vague smelling fart, giving no effort.

It smells like a cheap fart up in here.

by Brittney Morgan January 22, 2021

Farts

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Bung fart

A absolute digusting ass ripper

“Did you bung fart anisette?”

by Bungfarter October 28, 2025

fart knockery

The act of being thoroughly annoying, especially to a sibling.

Example:
I’m tired of sharing a bathroom with Gianni & his fart knockery. He’s old enough to know not to pee on the toilet!!!

by Moo-to-the-ka February 12, 2021

Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.

As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.

by KillerBebe February 21, 2023