Twin towered

Getting double teamed by twins

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there

by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

Ounce Town

Ounce Town is like saying , I am going to take your girl friend or sister to pound town. But if you have a very small penis.

Hey baby, I am going to take you to ounce town, and give you the best 30 seconds of your life.

by Madpuppy December 14, 2019

2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

old town rock and roll

A song

Old town rock and roll means:

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll

by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020

Gutter town

A shit hole in which the environment is usually characterized by rain, mud, ghettos, and humidity. Gutter towns tend to have a disgusting film of green slime over them, and wet leaves sticking to every surface. The populace includes, but is not limited to: meth heads, prostitutes, thugs, and homeless people. It is hard to own anything nice in a gutter town, and living in one is generally depressing to the average person.

Person A: “Aye bro, you wanna go to Biloxi, Mississippi?”

Person B: “Nah dude that place is a fuckin’ gutter town.”

by penis man dick nigga March 10, 2020

Skyfel tower

Skyping with a friend during sex & giving an imaginary high five .

I was banging my girl &skyped sebas so we could high five like we were going family stile my girl . Thus completing the skyfel tower.

by Caveman lulu March 31, 2020