ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

suburban mom

ella

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”

by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

mom steak

A MILF with money.

I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.

by Mikadocious March 20, 2019

ur mom

a common insult among small children

kid 1: what should we get for dinner

kid 2: ur mom

kid 1:...

by the epic pro gamer November 29, 2021

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022