Penis

Something tasty and sweet if rubbed correctly

I rubbed 'blank' penis and I got a sweet reward

by Chopkin March 3, 2022

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

penis

The thing all those Gay fucks want.
Pride doesn't exist here.

PewDiePie: Hey nigga give me your penis!
Guy: *Gives Penis*
PewDiePie: Fuck THE JEWS! *Cream*

by tlucelomsesimonoces June 6, 2020

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

penis

a thing that boys use to put up their assholes cause their horny and play fortnite

penis gang

by iksyjdhgjfy August 30, 2019