penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.

Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!

by edasherr June 19, 2018

PENIS

A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY

GUY: HI IM PENIS

guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE

by [e-mail] June 19, 2018

Penis

A very tasty treat.

I am eating my penis.

by SlyKing Polio June 27, 2018

penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.

penis penis penis!

by your big boing sis July 5, 2018

Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018