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National Bullying Jess Day

January 25th is national bullying Jess day. If you know anyone named Jess this is the day to attack them.
by Anonymous270907 January 25, 2022
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Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
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Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.
My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.
by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022
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Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.
by Sagek25 May 23, 2022
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Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.
Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?
by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022
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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
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National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.
It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun
by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023
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