Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

park kids

Dirty ghetto kids in which there parents show lack of envolvmet and discipline.

All these dirty ass park kids outside .

by Louuthag0d August 30, 2015

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

kid kidio

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua

I'ma fucking kill Kid Kidio!

by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015

Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016

boi zi kids

When people are dank and lit as fuck fam

damn man i nutted when i saw the way those boi zi kids played that game

by Smokeych3353 November 21, 2016

same to you kid

a way to express excruciating anger to an acquaintance of the adolescent age

You're an idiot, so same to you kid.

by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016