The Californian Breakup

Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.

Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.

by neresa February 14, 2024

Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China

Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast

by Ryan Rhienbart February 24, 2024

Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.

She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!

by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024

them's the breaks

that's the way things turn out (used to express resigned acceptance of a situation).

"I feel for Munro because he fought valiantly, but them's the breaks"

by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025

Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.

I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

What if it breaks?

A phrase used to describe the feeling of apprehension when you’re on an escalator and you start wondering about what would happen if it broke like that one time in Rome at the sports match. May be repeated over and over until it becomes merely a joke rather than a genuine concern.

Me: Guys, I went on an escalator yesterday and I couldn’t stop wondering, “what if it breaks?”

by ✨Mynoduesp✨ February 1, 2026