neresa's definitions
Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.
Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
by neresa February 14, 2024
Get the The Californian Breakupmug.