ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice

1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"

by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011

Ass ice

Toilet paper that is put in the fridge before use, in the intent it will cool ones asshole and cheeks while wiping.

I got home from work after a long hot day, I went to the fridge to grab my ass ice and cool down while taking a poop.

by toilet pro September 2, 2011

Sick Ass

Another term used to describe Diarrhea.

Dude, my stomach hurts so bad from that Chinese food last night, I had sick ass when I woke up this morning.

by ThisGuy3044 July 1, 2021

fuck ass

verb (slang);; seeing something that gives you a boner and maybe even makes you jiz in your pants.

He's hot, I'd fuck ass.

by taylinaur January 11, 2010

Ass holes

A certain area you don't stick/lick/or smell.
If this occurs, you could A.)Smell bad B.)Have a dirty penis C.)Die from shit ingestion.

Other meaning- A jerk, meanie, bully, teachers, parents, your mom, or any other ugly/mean person.

Ass holes-Chris Brown.
More than likely your dad.

by Magggot November 7, 2010

crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

by crazy person May 26, 2006

Ass Waft

This happens when you go to sit on the toliet, and as you are making the motion to move down you let a fart out. A little gas to help you bend down. When you sit down on the chair/toilet your face is now at the same level as where your ass was. You then smell the torrent of farts that you let out. Hence giving yourself the ass waft.

Man, I totally ass wafted myself just a minute ago in the bathroom.

by Crawfnutz April 26, 2007