2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011

2 shots 1 kill

When you and another guy shoot your load simultaneously

When a 2 shots 1 kill happens One man dies another ejaculates

by Puddiepounder November 19, 2021

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 24, 2021

2 november

the day when the no nut november challenge beings. that means that u cant nut. if you do, you lose

2 november :Try not to nut

by W_key November 1, 2019

2/22/22

2/22/22 they say that date is very special one and it's true they call it Twos-days

It is very special not just for anyone and for me as well, like damn it is special for me, it's the date my fiance and i finally become lovers

Im so grateful to have her i have a huge crush on her since we were teens and until now nothing change i lover her so much she is the most wonderful woman i ever met she got all the flex I'll tell you the looks is just a damn bonus, she can do anything cook, draw, clean, dance, etc. She can be handful tho not because of her attitude because she just want to annoy me damn i lover her so much.

I hope we can fixe any problem we encounter, and talk things out no matter how hard the arguments is at the end of the day we two got each other's back im committed to her since day one I don't see nobody but her, i can already picture our future together.

So yeah i probably didn't give you a answer on what is 2/22/22 it's just a special day because it can be read the same way backward and forward

But im glad i can give my very own special meaning on how special that date is.

I love you, joannaliza 🐰
-🐢

2/22/22 is a special date because it's our anniversary.

2/22/22 is a special date because it can be read backward and forward

by TURTLE26 May 28, 2022