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Urban Dictionary 

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.
Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted
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Urban Squatter 

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.
That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.
Urban Squatter by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A website where the only point is to share your knowledge of sex and racism.
When I went on urban dictionary I lost a part of my braincells.
Urban Dictionary by makslaskabata2 February 27, 2021

urban litter

Classless , uneducated city dwellers that have an undeserved sense of entitlement and ruin people’s island vacations.
We went to San Juan for a peaceful beach vacation but the whole island was trashed by the urban litter coming in on cheap ass flights.
urban litter by B.Milli March 2, 2021

Urban dictionary 

A slang dictionary database moderated by commies who wish to enable new speak and the genocidal regime of “cultural revolution”.
Urban Dictionary employee #1: “Hey that definition is wrong think!”

Urban Dictionary employee #2 “We better make sure we appease the tyrannically fascist commies and remove that wrong think from Urban Dictionary immediately!”

Urban Woketionary 

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon
Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary