Mountain monkey

A human being, the majority of the human race excluding arabs, of whom are also mountain monkeys in disquise. You need five fingers, five toes and a marsupial face with a baboon gorillian body to qualify.

youre a jew mountain monkey

Mountain monkey by anon76889 August 22, 2011

bucket of monkey 

this is a great big bucket of monkey. simple as that.

holy crap, look at that bucket of monkey

bucket of monkey by jimmy February 23, 2005

trunk monkey 

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

trunk monkey by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

the monkey 

a 10 or face card in blackjack

The 10 and the face card is the monkey.

Must be said with cheesy chinese accent

the monkey by Slippery Pete December 30, 2004

That’s my little monkey 

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

That’s my little monkey by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

shock the monkey 

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

shock the monkey by c. obscura December 7, 2004

Purple Monkey Dishwasher 

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

Purple Monkey Dishwasher by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010