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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010