When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
by Chuckster2020 February 05, 2010