Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
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Get the Nickelplate hoe mug.The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.
"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"
"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."
"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."
by Fuet July 27, 2017
Get the Homie-Hoe-stasis mug.She was Just talking to his Brother But she didn't fuck Him now she talking to him Wow She's a conversational hoe
by Anonymous 889 August 4, 2017
Get the Conversational Hoe mug.Human being(usually a women) who looks like shit but still attracts a lot of men for unknown reasons. The term is almost never used to be nice
by Forevercool August 5, 2017
Get the ugly hoe mug.by Urbangirl10210 August 8, 2017
Get the hoe squirt mug."She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017
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