Potato friend 

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

Potato friend by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Real friend 

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

Real friend by Love your friends October 8, 2019

Clout friend 

(Clout) chaser is a certain person who hangs it with regular people and try’s to act the cool one in the group they usually carry their phone with them to show that the have one. They use you to talk to people for them then takes all the game for it. Once you stop being their friend they start saying they are going to fight you but can’t the( dm) you to link but you don’t respond cause sum they will make a big deal out of it for (clout) they start talking about the stuff you did and how people « hated » you but don’t realize people hate them they often say you said you where tuff to them they lie and talk shit bout others

« Yo that girl is a clout friend don’t hang out wit her »
« Bruh she à clout friend I swear »
« Yao tarandeep à clout friend broooo »

Clout friend by Torun colfer October 9, 2019

Toxic friend(s) 

A friend or group of friends who get mad at you for no real reason, and think that everything that goes wrong has to do with you. A toxic friend(s) will talk also talk bad about you to your other friends to try and get them to not be your friend anymore.

Lilly: hey do you remember when you peed your pants?

Susan: that was in second grade and you poured water and my favorite dress.
Jess: Don't be such a toxic friend(s)

Toxic friend(s) by Tiktokers October 21, 2019

Best Friend 

Someone you can go to for anything. Anything in the whole entire world, and they’ll listen and still love you. Doesn’t matter what gender. These people are the most important people in the world.

Me- Ur my best friend
Them- You too, love.

Best Friend by bish12345 November 3, 2019

Short friend 

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

Short friend by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

Best Friend 

The person that is always there for you. If you fall when your with your friend , yeah they'll help you up and maybe giggle or something. BUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND if you fall they will laugh their head off for 2 hours and then help you up. Your best friend is the one that you don't wanna kill if they slap your sandwich out of your hand. But if someone that is just your FRIEND does that, they are dead in 2 seconds. Your best friend is your homie. Your sister / brother. You know what go to your best friend right now and thank them, for being them. Let them know, it might just make their day. You know what, you might have two. Three. Five even! I don't know. It doesn't matter though. They are yours, and will be forever. Do not let them go. It will be the worst regret of your life. Thank you for your time.

Bestfriends fighting:
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"

Later:

Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*

Later

Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"

Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!

Best Friend by Unknown Name Definer November 5, 2019