cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

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Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.

Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!

by Hippo lander March 23, 2009

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Cock Sammy

A sexual act made by the chupacabra

I hear the chupacabra knows how to treat a lady, he gave her a cock sammy.

by Jeremy Robbins February 15, 2009

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Cock Dockery

a place to dock ones cock.

This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

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office cock

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.

i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.

by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009

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MONSTA COCK

a really, large, oversized penis. also can be made with txt or fps chat using aLOT of ='s

hey dude, whipp out that monsta cock

sure baby
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HaXoR : DUDE!!! CHECK OUTS MAH MONSTA COCK!!!
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Ctommn : dude, ur a gay hacker with no life, no friends, and no soul, go uninstall your pathetic life and GTFO this game room, failnoob!.
HaXoR : :\ FFUUU!!!! WWWAAHHHH!!!!!!11111

HaXoR has left the game room.

by suprdude8=+D March 28, 2009

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