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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
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John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs
John is fatherless
by I said hi February 15, 2020
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Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps
Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.
by The great majority December 19, 2023
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john engeldew

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here
by rengaed August 9, 2020
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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.
by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021
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John Gloria

That’s John Gloria he’s Emmie’s
by John Gloria February 5, 2022
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