Zep Cheese

Zep Cheese is the best food in the Multiverse! You go to the Supermarket and get it for free. If you eat it, you ate a pair of underpants. And then you can get away with being politically incorrect and offending SJWs. Zep Cheese isn't real!

Papa: I wanna eat Zep Cheese so bad!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!

Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!

by Larry The Traitor June 2, 2019

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.

He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.

by Buckfutt June 2, 2019

cheeses quack

When three niggas like apple sauce

Hey bro, ya mans on some cheeses quack?

Yessirrrr

by WEEDEATER💚739 June 9, 2019

Cheesing

It is a feeling of comfort and relax. You are just staying at home doing nothing but melting like a cheese.

- Wanna go for a walk?
- No, I'm just cheesing today, it's my only day off!

by NiKink2010 June 10, 2019

CHEESE WEAPON

A weapon in a solo or multiplayer video game that is easy to use. Usually consist of high quality looks, faster reload time, and inflicts a large amount of damage on an opponent. They're earned progressively in-game or bought.

The explosive bullets for the mk2 shotgun in GTA Online makes it a cheese weapon.

by SkyAir June 13, 2019

Cheese

To be fake about something. Acting like you’re tough shit when you’re not

That nigga finna cheese with him on Jah fr fr no cap

by OofMoment420 August 5, 2019

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 6, 2019