Holedozer
1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
Holedozer by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
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