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cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀
Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵
by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022
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South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023
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Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.
Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick
by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024
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Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.
“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”
by The top nigga September 27, 2023
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Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me
by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022
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Cheese Coney

When a man with lots of dick cheese shits on a girls pussy and proceeds to fuck her
“ Had to pay the hooker top dollar to give her a cheese coney”
by animegeekOwO July 26, 2022
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Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird
BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE
by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023
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