Nut Grip

Barack Obama

That dumbass is such a nut grip.

by Twyla November 17, 2016

Deez Nuts

Meaning "men's private parts" and a lot of people say this,including me.

Come and get DEEZ NUTS honey!

by Dapeez Nutzzzz November 19, 2016

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

nut liquid

The milky discharge of male ejaculation aka nut juice.

I shot my nut liquid all over her face

by RCH2288 December 12, 2016