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absolut jack-ass 

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.
absolut jack-ass by assrocket December 25, 2004

tongue jack 

verb.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.
I tongue jacked her so hard, I lisped for three days afterward.

She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.

No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.
tongue jack by SometimesDoc January 6, 2007

Salty Jack 

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.
Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."
Salty Jack by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

captain jack 

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?
-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.
captain jack by Jake February 9, 2005

Flap Jack 

(NOUN)-

1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.

(VERB)-

2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."
(NOUN) -
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"

(VERB) -

1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"

2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"
Flap Jack by Brit-Basher February 27, 2011

playing jack in the box 

sex
penis=jack, vagina=box
after the party i went over to jill's and we stayed up all night playing jack in the box
playing jack in the box by jojo548 December 16, 2008