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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
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hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.
"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."
by v00n May 31, 2024
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Hot Food Hands

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.
by Rocket828 September 27, 2024
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole
Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night
by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
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