What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 08, 2023
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Its a pokemon unite sort of thing so if your a speedster and you have to get good xp in the middle zone too level up because there not strong before evolution so people say there stealer and thats why there cant be more than 1 speedster
BREH WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE HES SUCH A DUMBASS MY GOT SUCH A STEALER WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY XP AHHHHHHHHH
by GEt OuT Of MaH KitCheN bReH September 26, 2021
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Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.
Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
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Do Lashes

I’m going to do lashes after work
by Pain117 November 19, 2020
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do lashes

I’m going to do lashes after work
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Do Lashes

I’m going to do lashes after work
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Do’

doe
a short hand for hundred
“Just made a do’ off tips last night.”
by PJFETTY November 23, 2021
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