monkey your robot

This is a sexual move in which a small hairy man works the shaft of another man.

I can't believe you got Johnny to monkey your robot last night.

by Anon e Must March 29, 2011

Alabama gas monkey

A hot rod thinks he's from the south

James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you

James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 16, 2018

chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

Bad Monkey Drama

It has carrots in it. A annoying group of dorky monkeys throwing temper tantrums and they flow flying poop at anyone. Jane Goodall has nothing on these crazy ass monkeys that fly as well.

Fuck this monkey throwing shit at me too much bad monkey drama

by Stupefy1621 July 31, 2012

Porch monkey love

When Will eats drew smiths little chose. Then barfs out cum on his dog.

I just love my mom and porch monkey love

by Porch monkey love March 6, 2017

What the H Monkey??

a word when said if confused and has nothing better to say

created by Blair Bear of the 727 bizz-itchess

Bob- "Fuck yo couch!!!"

Blair Bear- "What the H Monkey??"

by Blairy Bo Beary October 9, 2008

sea monkey stew

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

by Stephanie December 6, 2004