The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.
by SucXfatal July 13, 2021
A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN
by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021
the equivalent of an angel
by violet sucks at everything August 02, 2023
A creature made completely out of hair that lets you pet them unless they feel bored and start biting you and will constantly meow at you at 3 am on a school night and stop when you wake up
by nono. April 24, 2023