Urban dictionary

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by Ebic person October 19, 2019

urban dictionary

a place where mad people make up things on what they hate

Dude Carpinteria middle school is so messed up lets make up an urban dictionary response for it.

by a person6 April 18, 2019

urban pop up

When an urban family decides to move to the countryside and start a small farm without knowledge on farming. The local farmers call this family the urban pop up.

That ol' family that just moved to McDonald's old farm is an urban pop up.

by potatoali August 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Its a place for the most unintelligent post the stupidest definitions on the planet IDK how anyone on this site managed to pass 4th grade I am actually gonna kill myself if I have to spend any more time on this site

Never use Urban Dictionary

by truecrimejunkyLC December 23, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website ran by right wing authoritarians that won't let you submit if they disagree with you.

I tried to submit a definition of a right wing term but it didn't fit their agenda so Urban Dictionary didn't approve it.

by Trump's daddy April 19, 2020

Urban

Originally closer to urbane. The misunderstanding of the ebony of pure floating black wood, and the painful beauty of the ivory--of that death must come to visit upon the vistage of a pale complexion (for how else does natural man exist? Surely not without iron, L-carnitine, dietary cholesterol, saturated animal fats, complex anabolic slow digesting sugar, et cetera). For we all must come to bare that said true notion of mortality (even within the existent nature of something more)--we all die. Anyways, this misunderstanding seems to rob the urbane citizen of his cockles. Or it's cockles--as is the style of the time (see ala mode, not ala carte).

So what does urban mean? A sophistication that requires of the possessor a glad absence of Politic in the Grooming of the Self. (See: metrosexual for males, femininity for women)

I met this street smart urban kid with painted nails, and tiny gauge holes in his ears. When I asked him about the body politic he responded with a cool relaxed "naw, I just don't think you'd get it man." Feeling complimented at being given the designation of male--I just kinda went with his version and got out of the ghetto before sundown.

by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021