Your mom

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Your mom is gay

by A GHuijdwi0h9un53riw0efb August 30, 2022

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You’re mom

A term/not completed phrase you use just to either piss off someone or just because you don’t have good comebacks you’ll have a high chance of using "You’re mom"

Dev: Bro you’re so dumb does your brain have aids?
Johnny: You’re mom.

by TSM_AK January 6, 2019

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Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.

High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.

by novamaria July 28, 2021

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Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

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