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FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.
I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!
by Bowie69 February 7, 2025
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by kreaigz June 13, 2023
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Darth Vader fart

When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan
Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it
by Mikeydel272 March 6, 2017
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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 6, 2024
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Fart

The stinky thing that comes out of your butt
farting is u releasing a stinky gas
by creepercorn253 November 12, 2019
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Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.
by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022
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soy fart

- Dad, do you love me?

- Son, don't act like a soy fart right now! I am your dad, of course I love you!
by old guns November 22, 2025
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