goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

Ball-sacked

The act of taking a testicle-holding sack and throwing, punching, dragging, flinging, tossing, spiking, or slamming it into someone's face with the use of kinetic force, usually around the eyeballs or forehead.

Man #1: Hey dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night. Man #2: Oh, that sucks man. Man #1: So, to shut her up, I ball-sacked her and she just remained silent.

He woke the next morning from last night's party only to find a medium-sized ballsack print on his forehead.

She enjoyed a nice case of ball-sacking last night after her boyfriend's best friend showed up.

Woman: I feel sad today. Man: Aww, I'm sorry. You want me to drag my sack across your face?

by Masteredyourmomstwat69 May 19, 2011

Ball Brothers

When you and your fucked up friends all touch your big nuts.-Saif

When your friends and you take their balls out of their drawers and you all touch balls together/stand in a circle while doing it. NOT GAY.-Tyler

When you and your friends form the greatest bond you can from by touching your huge fucking nuts. -Ethan

THE BEST MUTHERFUCKIN THING EVER! its a bond like no other, people who do not touch their hairy, sweaty, fuckin glorious testicals together are homos. NO HOMO-Nick.

At least all my friends don't know that I like boys <3 ;) -Austin

Jim: lets become blood brothers
Joey: knives scare me
Jack: lets fucking touch balls
ALL: FUCK YEAH
*They all whip up their manly nuts, and make contact with everyone elses nuts. They then proceed to go smoke a manly, yet disgusting cigar.
Now we're ball brothers!

by The group of nut touching men. July 9, 2011

Wrecking Ball

When you slap your nuts back and forth at a rapid rate in between the faces (or shoulders, you can choose) of a team of Siamese twins.

rules:
a) must leave one cheek/shoulder of each twin slightly reddened
b) must shout the phrase "Wrecking Ball" repeatedly during process
c) not allowed to ask twins for permission to perform "wrecking ball."
d) reference Lori and Reba Schappell

Anjali: "Yo I was hoping that you got freaky with those siamese twins last night that we met at the zoo. But I was trying to imagine it, and don't even know how that would have worked."

Anup: "No man, it's really easy. All you have to do is wrecking ball that shit. They like it."

by Shantanu Kumar February 11, 2008

Balls deep

1. To literally have a dick inside you as far as it can go.

2. To be very into something.

3. To be concentrating hard.

1. I want him balls deep inside me.

2. I'm balls deep into him.

3. I'm balls deep in this book.

by PineappleJuice March 2, 2015

blue balled

when you fail a song so bad your balls become blue and all of your bones break, and also everyone can see your bones now

blue balled is basicly the game over screen for Friday night funkin

by someone else thats not u April 5, 2021

antenna ball

first round draft pick for the Raiders

a jack in the box "toy" for your car antenna also see best player on the Raiders

-Yo, the Raiders got Antenna ball!!!
-He's kinda small!
-Yeah, but he's free!
-True!

by big pimp November 20, 2003