A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.
HE HATES SLACKS.
HE HATES SLACKS.
Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
by Brinefender January 13, 2024
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by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022
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Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh
Friend 2: fosho here you go
*friend 1 never gave it back*
Friend 2: fosho here you go
*friend 1 never gave it back*
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Get the John B’s Cannabis Farm mug.So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
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Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
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