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Johning

When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.
Person one: โ€œIโ€™m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m playing terribly!โ€ (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: โ€œquit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.โ€
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John

john so sexy
by nigga-ball November 20, 2023
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and donโ€™t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah itโ€™s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun
You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight
by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018
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John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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John

Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokรฉmon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022
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