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New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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New York Minuet

A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.

The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
Take your New York minuet. I know you can do it. Let's get this gleich.
by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019
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New Tasty Buffalo

A real cool girl who all the other boys arent even okay with being not single anymore. Her bf lives in Buffalo and she likes him and he likes her and theyre dating
Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about Jim?
Dude 2: No, what happened with Jim?
Dude 1: Well Jim went off and got himself a New Tasty Buffalo...
Dude 2: Oh no, I'll be alone forever!
by mr. shmeckles July 9, 2019
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
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New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang
by joesboat123 July 22, 2019
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