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hot sauce condom

A risky (but kinky) activity with the male wearing two condoms with hot sauce in between them. A successful act is when it doesn’t break, but when one breaks, either the hot sauce leaks into the woman, or the man causing horrible pain but also the excitement of risk.
Marv prepared the hot sauce condom and went to fucking Lucy. They were into kinky stuff, so the hot sauce condom was a regular thing. Marv thrusted Lucy hard, over and over. UHHH! HARDER! HARDERRRR! YESSS! Marv gave it all he got until the condom broke on his end. He didn’t feel it at first, but when he felt pain, he knew something was wrong. He was about to orgasm when he pulled out. He yelled in pain. “Ow, my dick!” He rushed to the bathroom to wash off the hot sauce. It burned his dick and he clutched it in pain. Then the blue balls syndrome hit him. His balls dragged across the carpet as he attempted to crawl away.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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Hot Carl

Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.
I wouldn't kiss her. Dave gave her a Hot Carl last night
by Carl Hotness July 10, 2006
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Hot Rod

a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)
Hi. Im Hot Rod. I think i can sing over the rainbow but can't at all because i suck. peace
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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Park It Like It's Hot

To quickly parallel park.
The phrase originated from a tactic used to evade the police. The driver, after getting out of view of the police, would rapidly parallel park and duck down so that passing cops would most likely bypass.

The phrase was made famous in Snoop Dogg's song "Drop it Like It's Hot". When he uses the line, he makes a steering motion with his hand, similar to motion taught to drivers learning how to parallel park
"360 to the right, 360 to the left".

"Park It Like It's Hot" then means to park quickly even though you aren't being pursued.

"Hot" in this case is used to suggest that the car is stolen.
Hey man, the show starts in five minutes! Come on, park it like it's hot, we're running late!
by Captain Xedrix January 17, 2011
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Hot under the collar

Seeing his topless pics is making me a bit hot under the collar
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Hot Cock Sundae

Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.
by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011
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Brazilian hot pocket

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket
by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016
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